Monday, August 09, 2010

Dear Shy Guy at Sidetrack,

My friends and I are dweeby -yet ultimately shy- people. This being said, your lack of confidence, stamina, social graces, and self-assurance was cripplingly painful. You were the ones who called my Italian-American girl friend a Jersey Shore wannabe. If we're the ones calling you out on your bullshit an hour later in the bar, it's time to sack up. Insulting the one lesbian in my life who actually gets along with me equals one sassy shitstorm.
Sack up,

1 comment:

Beth said...

I love my sassy gay brother. You tell him how it is!!