Big Time Rush: Life is about to change big time for four best friends from Minnesota. One day they're playing hockey and trying to pass math, and the next they're on their way to L.A. to become the newest pop sensation. It may seem like a dream, but trading hockey sticks for hair and make-up isn't always easy. Do they have what it takes to make it in the music biz? Will celebrity life change them for ever? And where will they practice their flip shots anyway?
Doesn't that sound just awful?
Weird television aside, who is this 20-year-old James Maslow fellow and why/how is so hot? Literally, Nickelodeon plucked the twinkiest twink from the twink pool and tossed him into a twinky twink twink twink sitcom.
Sorry, my "twink" button got stuck.
What's with this shirtless promotional picture?
Really, Nickelodeon? Yowzers! This is the kind of photo your PR people circulate to expose your new star? I mean yeah, I'm perfectly fiiiine with it (his abs, happy trail, and stomach "V" are woof), but if I'm the one whose attention you've piqued, your marketing angle is all wrong.
I may be going out on a limb here, but gay bloggers far outnumber fourteen-year-old Teen Nick viewers 10 to 1. We expose happy trails & twinky stomach "V"s at the drop of a sequined hat.
We're a swift lot. It's out wont.