Love 'em! - 7
Loathe 'em! - 0
Leave 'em alone. - 4
Trim 'em up. - 0
Shave 'em bald. - 0
What? - 0
THEY'RE CALLED "TREASURE TRAILS!!!1" - 2
First off, no they're not. Only Creepy 30-Somethings call them "treasure trails." Get with the times. "Treasure trail" sounds sooooooo creeptastic. Sure, I'm objectifying guys when I drool over their tummy hair, but at least I have the decency to not fantasize & jump to conclusions about the bountiful "booty" (as it were) at the end of said treasurous trail.
Happiness is a harmless state of mind.
Scavenging for buried treasure is creepy.
Second off, thanks for showing happy trail love on the poll, y'all! Seriously, happy trails are god's hidden gift behind shirtlessness. Little William knew waaaaaaay back in the early-to-mid 90's there was something different about him when he'd catch a sudden glimpse of a Fellow Grade School Classmates' trails & get all, well, happy. Eff me, even now I'll jump at the opportunity to lift some one's shirt to see the kinda trail they're sportin'.
So, in honor of objectifying good lookin' men (I'm a self-aware letch) & a high poller turnout, here are some Googled frat dudes with happy trails, stoner boxers, and muscles: