Big dancing in The Big D
Apparently it's not that kind of dance. Ha cha cha cha cha! Yuck yuck (yuck!).
It's only been, what, 4 days? 4 days into it & I'm already over March Madness. I hate this time of year: all my straight friends disappear into the confines of their frat houses or watering holes/puberies & start speaking a strange new language. I'm like Football Widow with a better sense of pop culture. The sentiment behind Jorma & Akiva's Sportz! anthem epitomizes my nonchalant don'tcare'dness.
[Sidenote: WHY THE EFF IS IT CALLED "SEED" & NOT "SEAT?!?!" IF A TEAM IS WELL-PLACED, THEY SHOULD HAVE A HIGHER "SEAT," GODDAMN IT!!! SPOOOOORTS!!! ::shakes fists::]