Some things funny. Most things theatre. All things me. Plus, a sprinkling of "gay" thrown in for good measure.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Master(bator) of the House
During "Master of the House" at the March 16th 1PM performance of Les Miserables, a male patron received a hand job from a female patron in the first row. The perpetrators would have gone unnoticed (if that's humanly possible in the first row of a theatre-in-the-round) had the performers not spotted the pulsating coat strewn across the young man's lap during Act One's rousing ensemble number. The distracted & repulsed actors inform House Management who, in turn, alerted Hotel Security who, in turn, apprehended the young masturbators. When questioned, they maintain they were "text messaging" (or whateverthedevil children call it these days). Yeah..."text messaging"...across your armrest...over your boyfriend's crotch...under his coat...during a live performance...in the first row. ::slaps forehead:: Awesome. Oh yeah, did I mention the young man was with his family? His parents & both sets of grandparents. ::slaps forehead:: Even more awesome. Never a dull moment at America's Top Hotel Destination!