Sunday, January 13, 2008

Dear 5lbs

I don't miss you. Really, I don't. I never actually thought I could miss something less. Diet says hi, but he's just being polite. Don't look too deep into it. 20ExtraPounds misses you, too. I tell her if she doesn't shape up soon you two'll be together again.

Not much else to say. I hope things are ok, but we're better off seeing other people.

I'll forward your shit.

Stay away from me,
William

2 comments:

Michelle said...

You rock.

A to the S said...

kick em to the curb!