...which, in my book, is pretty much the same as German.
Hoovay for vinter breezes unt Fall-time sneezes, jah!
Hello, darlinks! Dis veekend, I vill be drivink to Holland, Michigan viss my boyfriend, Sam, jah. Unt vhy Holland, you ask? Vell, ve haven't had ample alone time since Spring Break, jah. Aftah more than a year, this vill be our first vomantic trip togessa. Two nights togessa in a fancy pantsy hotel voom viss a fireplace, free breakfast, unt a cutie tootie. Plus, ve vill be touring shinny twisty lighthouses along chilly willy beaches, sipping varm chocolate on leave-covered trails, unt unexpected surprises along the vay. Expect many funtime pictures once ve have veturned home, jah.