Monday, October 08, 2007
I Miss You, Albert
Sure, it's only been a week, Abercrombie & Fitch and Diesel model Albert Reed, but I miss you ever so much. Why were you kicked off last week? WHY WASN'T WAYNE NEWTON!?I watched Wayne "dance" a few moments ago...redic. It still makes my blood boil to not see you gyrating your hips. American robbed us, Albert. They robbed you of your chance to win this season of Dancing with the Stars & they robbed me of many dirty thoughts fueled by your ass-shaking.
What it comes down to is simple: I refuse to masturbate to Wayne Newton. Refuse.